Pros and Mostly Cons of Being a Liquid

Con – Hard to dress up for formal or any occasions

Pro – Determined, strong-willed, incompressible

Con – Keep getting asked to rinse or dissolve things

Pro – Comfortably employed as a rinser and/or dissolver

Con – Letting off steam can be fatal

Con – Constant filtering; will you ever be clean again?

Con – Nobody wants to take you hiking

Pro – You represent the unconscious mind

Con – The other states of matter don’t trust you

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