The Rag

Invading Iraq was the right thing to do.

Only if you want the wrong thing to happen.

I make a point and you act like a smartass? I don't think that's how a Socratic dialogue works.

I don't know how they're supposed to work. I never studied classic Greek thinkers.

I think Socrates was a Roman.

That's because you're a kumquat.

There you go again with the sarcasm.

There you go again with the being stupid.

Stop!

I cant! Besides, I'm not even being sarcastic. Telling the truth is not sarcasm.

You're tone is sarcastic.

Sarcasism is more than the tone to your voice. As it happens, I can be sarcastic in any tone I want.

You know what I mean.

Listen, everything you've said so far has been absolutely inane. Why should anybody agree with you on the Iraq war or anything at all. I wouldn't trust you to tell me if it was raining outside. You'd get it wrong! Next time you think about opening your mouth, remember that everything you say is completely moronic. I'm done talking to you. You are an idiot.

Oh, so I'm just an idiot then?

There! We've reached a synthesis.