The Rag

One plastic grocery bag full of cat shit available immediately. $25 OBO. Does contain litter. Clumped urine also available. Buy both and save.

Dozens of completely undisprovable scientific and social scientific theories for sale as a group or individually. Most theories still in original manilla envelopes. Theories include the astrology, aquatic apes, and trickle down economics. Send SASE for complete list.

Tons of random binary data. Mosly ones and zeros. Compressed and uncompressed. Moving. Must sell. Dixie x-00111001001100010011011100110100

Two quarlsome graduate students available for social contact, light clerical work, financial planning, general opining. Call Olaf or Rüdiger at x-4275.